Dirty Water Candles

Sanctuary Woburn's Wick Wednesday is getting an extension this week through Friday.
2026-08-12 14:00 - 2026-08-14 19:00 (America/New_York) | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
These sassy candles smell amazing and bring some attitude to your room. They call out bad habits, wild choices, and local pride with a heavy side of snark. Light one up when you need to set the mood or throw some silent shade. Take Massholes for example:

The Vibe: Wicked unapologetic.

The Scent: Like a rocky beach at high tide with a side of sarcasm and saltiness.

Why You Need It: It burns brighter than your cousin’s high beams on I-93.

Garden Remedies Melrose Pop Up - August 6th - August 9th from 2-7 each day
2026-08-06 14:00 - 2026-08-09 19:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Tired of the same old candle names and scents? You’re in the right place. My collection features bold creations like Salty Bitch and Jingle Balls, designed to spark conversation and laughter while filling your space with fabulous aromas.

Pop Up at Sanctuary Danvers for Med Monday - Medical Card Holders Only
2026-08-03 13:00 - 18:00 | Sanctuary Danvers – This location is only for medical card-holders, 2 Electronics Ave, Danvers, MA, 01923, United States
Hello, my little candlephiles. Come check out my sniffs, including the newbie, which I’ll have you sniff to guess. Unfuck Yourself is on sale!

Pop-Up at Mello Porchfest in Haverhill - July 31st 3-7
2026-07-31 15:00 - 19:00 | Mello – Haverhill, 330 Amesbury Road, Haverhill, MA, 01830, United States

Wick Wednesdays - Starting today - every other Wednesday at Sanctuary Woburn from 2-7
2026-07-29 14:00 - 19:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
Come see me at Sanctuary in Woburn from 2-7 every other Wednesday for Wick Wednesdays.

Pop-Up at Mission in Georgetown - Friday, July 24th - Monday, July 27th - 1pm - 6pm each day
2026-07-23 13:00 - 2026-07-26 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
Hand-poured with love and attitude, every candle in my lineup is made from premium soy wax and infused with unforgettable fragrances. Whether you crave something cheeky, cozy, or downright outrageous, there’s a candle here with your name on it (well, maybe not your name—but definitely a name you’ll remember!).

Pop-Up Mello "Porch Fest" Haverhill Friday, July 17th from 4-7
2026-07-17 16:00 - 19:00 | Mello – Haverhill, 330 Amesbury Road, Haverhill, MA, 01830, United States
Come check out my sniffs at Mello in Haverhill on Friday. Yay, Porch Fest ! Usually set up with multiple vendors, this is a great opportunity to support local businesses and get yourself set up with doobage for the weekend!

Pop Up - one more day at Garden Remedies in Melrose for this weekend. 7/12 from 1-6
2026-07-12 13:00 - 18:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Come smell my collection

Pop-Up at Garden Remedies in Melrose Thursday July 9th, Friday July 10th, and Saturday July 11th from 1pm-6pm all three days
2026-07-09 13:00 - 18:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Bring your sense of humor (and your besties!) and come browse, sniff, and stock up. Whether you’re searching for the perfect gift or just treating yourself, you’ll find scents that are as unforgettable as their names. Light up some sass!

Pop-Up Sanctuary Woburn July 3rd through July 6th 1pm to 6pm each day.
2026-07-03 13:00 - 2026-07-06 18:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
Come by and check out this delightful, cotton-candy-smelling, Grateful-Dead-inspired, red, white and blue tie dye-esque brilliant jar of joy

Mission Georgetown Pop-up Thursday 6/25-Sunday 6/28 1pm-6pm
2026-06-24 13:00 - 2026-06-28 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
My fruity scents will be on sale. Come check out my stash.

Pop Up - Sanctuary Woburn Thursday 6/18 - Friday 6/19 1pm-6pm each day
2026-06-18 13:00 - 2026-06-19 18:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
Come check out my scents that make sense. My Citronella has a bit of lavender in it. Fuck those Mosquitos!

Pop-up Mission Georgetown Thursday June 11th through Sunday June 14th from 1-6 each day. Rec and Med just need to have a photo ID to enter premises
2026-06-11 13:00 - 2026-06-14 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
Need some “Wake and Bake” to add to your weekend? Come by and check out my “scents of humor” at Mission Dispensary in Georgetown.

Pop-Up at Garden Remedies in Melrose on Friday the 5th and Saturday the 6th from 1-6 each day
2026-06-05 13:00 - 2026-06-06 18:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Needing that perfect Father’s Day gift? I have what you need, on all sides of the spectrum, from “Dad Jokes Rule”, which smells like a fresh bite of a red delicious apple. To “Unfuck Yourself,” which smells like the very relaxing Nag Champa.

Pop Up Monday June 1st - location is for Medical Cardholders only - Sanctuary Danvers
2026-06-01 13:00 - 18:00 | Sanctuary Danvers – This location is only for medical card-holders, 2 Electronics Ave, Danvers, MA, 01923, United States
Stop by and smell this gem! I’ll be at Sanctuary in Danvers on June 1st from 1-6. This location is for medical cannabis cardholders only.

Pop-Up Reverie Gloucester - lots of vendors - May 29th from 4-8
2026-05-29 16:00 - 20:00 | MA
This smells so delicious – come check this one and others out at a vendor event inside Reverie in Gloucester

Pop-Up Mission Georgetown Thurs May 21st through Sunday May 24th 1-6 each day
2026-05-21 13:00 - 2026-05-24 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
Excited as always to see my friends at Mission. Please come by and see me there. I adore hosting a pop-up there (the playlists are usually killer).

Pop-Up - Outside of Sanctuary - Conway NH Saturday 16th from 1-6 (Thursday has been cancelled)- No ID Necessary.
2026-05-14 13:00 - 2026-05-16 18:00 | Sanctuary – Conway NH, 234 White Mountain Hwy, Conway, NH, 03818, United States
Due to inclement – ok, let’s call it what it is, very shitty weather, I will be cancelling the pop-up on Thursday. My pop-up on Saturday is definetly going to be poppin!
Come see me Saturday May 16th from 1-6
I’ll be set up outside of Sanctuary in Conway, NH – no ID necessary.

Pop Up Event - Garden Remedies in Melrose 5/8 and 5/9
2026-05-08 13:00 - 2026-05-09 17:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Did you forget to get a gift for Mother’s Day – how dare you? Come by and pick up “Unfuck Yourself” or “You Mocha Me Smile.”

Sanctuary Medicinals Woburn - Monday May the 4th (be with you) 1pm-6pm - Med Monday
2026-05-04 13:00 - 18:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
This establishment is both Rec and Med. Although it is Med Monday, medical cardholders receive huge discounts on Sanctuary products.
Come check out my stash while getting your stash at Sanctuary in Woburn.

Reverie 73 Lowell Pop-Up May 1st and May 2nd from 3-8 both days
2026-05-01 15:00 - 2026-05-02 20:00 | MA
This is the season of renewal, with windows open, and smells of Unicorn Farts, or Wake & Bake wafting through the air. Swing by to check out how to make your home smell less like stale winter ass!

Sanctuary Woburn Pop-Up April 23-25 1pm-6pm each day.
2026-04-23 13:00 - 2026-04-25 18:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
Swing by to check out some favorite Spring scents. Unf#%k Yourself is a good one for that. Want to know why it’s called that?
The scent of Nag Champa can reduce stress, deepen meditation, and purify the air. Its grounding, earthy, and floral scent is used to foster relaxation, enhance mental clarity, and clear negative energy from spaces.

Riverfest Dracut Pop Up at Lazy River - April 18th from 12-5
2026-04-18 12:00 - 17:00 | Lazy River Dracut, 149 Broadway Road, Dracut, MA, 01826, United States
Yes! I am in two places at once. My friend Jenn will be holding down the fort at Mission in Georgetown while I’m at the Dracut Riverfest. If you’ve never gone to this event, it is so much fun. The event is held under a tent outside. Swing by to see the shenanigans, with food, bands, raffles, and cannabis – can’t go wrong!

Mission Dispensary Georgetown Pop-Up 4/17 through 4/20 1-6 each day
2026-04-17 13:00 - 2026-04-20 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
Back to where it all started! It’s been one whole year since my first pop-up last year during 4/20 weekend at Mission. And this year, I’ll be doing a pop-up at Mission Georgetown for the weekend of 4/20. I’m sure there will be “cannot miss” deals there that weekend.
Recreational and Med

Pop Up on the Porch - Mello Haverhill - April 9th 3-6
2026-04-09 15:00 - 18:00 | Mello – Haverhill, 330 Amesbury Road, Haverhill, MA, 01830, United States
Come check out my selections, and you don’t even have to whip out your ID (unless you go in). I’ll be on the porch at Mello in Haverhill, April 9th, from 3-6

Sanctuary Danvers Pop-Up - Monday April 6 from 1-6 - Medical Card Holders Only
2026-04-06 13:00 - 18:00 | Sanctuary Danvers – This location is only for medical card-holders, 2 Electronics Ave, Danvers, MA, 01923, United States
Come check out my products. I’ll be there to provide aromatherapy and maybe a little comic relief for those waiting in line for 40% off of Sanctuary Products. Medical cardholders only.

Mission Dispensary Georgetown Pop-up - April 2nd -April 5th from 1-6 (med and rec)
2026-04-02 13:00 - 2026-04-05 18:00 | Mission Georgetown Cannabis Dispensary, 401 East Main Street, Georgetown, MA, United States
Come check out my line of best smellers at Mission Dispensary in Georgetown. I’ll be there for a total of 8 days in April (2-5 and 17-20)

Reverie 73 Gloucester Pop Up - March 27th 4-8
2026-03-27 16:00 - 20:00 | Reverie 73 – Gloucester, 73 Essex Ave,, Gloucester, MA, 01930, United States
Come check out my shenanigans at Reverie 73 in Gloucester. Must be over 21 with a valid ID to get in – killer seafood nearby if you need an excuse other than cannabis and candles.
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Garden Remedies Dispensary Melrose Pop-Up Friday March 20th from 1-6
2026-03-20 13:00 - 18:00 | Garden Remedies Melrose, 732 Newburyport Turnpike, Melrose, MA, 02176, United States
Super excited and grateful to be able to showcase my products at Garden Remedies. Come by to check out my Wake and Bake and my But I’m Lit Dough. This place is both Rec and Med

Sanctuary Woburn Pop Up Fri March 13th 1-6 and Saturday March 14th 1-6
2026-03-13 13:00 - 2026-03-14 18:00 | Sanctuary Woburn, 130 Commerce Way, Woburn, MA, 01801, United States
Come check out my snarky candles. Spread some light and shenanigans. Grass, Cash, or Ass (Lemongrass/Lime) is great for St. Patty’s
This facility is both Rec and Med – Just need to be over 21 (unless a med card holder) and have a valid government ID.
